A case of the munchies!

Till Friday 27th February 2009 - Frustratingly my computer has decided to take a duvet day...... its not working and my pile of work is increasing! Luckily I have a meeting, which takes me into the Park to assess the river at Die Stroom. Me and my land loving legs are gathering information about kayaks and canoeing to increase the activities experienced by both, the disadvantaged kids and tourists visiting the Park. I get my first taste of off roading, my passenger Ruhan, is totally unimpressed and demands to drive on the way back - I obviously drive like a girl!
Talking of lightweight, I'm catching Zzzzzz for England, I'm putting it down to the heat, rather than my age! Tonight my beauty sleep is broken by noises outside, dare I look outside?! My bambi nets don't offer much in the way of protection! We have wood stored around the outside of the house ready for winter, what if it's a poacher - will I find the ability to scream?! Gingerly I approach the window, my eyes slowly becoming accustomed to the dark. What is it? The back end of something! Monochrome stripes! It's a zebra, enjoying a noisey feast at 2.30 a.m. - how inconsiderate! I watch as the zebra munches away literally 2 metres from my bedroom window, it is a youngster and is soon joined by it's mommy. Two noisy beggars.......yet Asanda, whose bedroom is the same side as mine, sleeps through the whole episode.
I have become mentor and perturbingly 'mother' as he called me (talk about feeling ancient) to Ruhan, he has aspirations to work with an overland company, and ultimately combine travelling the world, together with his missionary work. I reworked his seven page CV down to a practical two, and we e-mailed it to Oasis Overland, the company I wish to use on my next expedition! So fingers crossed.
This week, sat in the middle of the ant run across my office, I work into the night and set up my very own fundraising web page, how exciting eh, www.justgiving.com/tracybrookshaw after which I find time to polish my halo. Thank you to all those people that have already generously donated their hard earned cash to this noble cause. I am aiming to raise 500 pounds for Mabunda Primary School (post Food, Glorious Food) to reconstruct the damaged classrooms, and also provide much needed equipment.
Continuing with the ant theme, Thursday morning is spent with the Iimbovane Project, monitoring the ants in the Park, they are accompanied with six coloured children from Swellendam Secondary School, which is fantastic.
My angelic work from the previous night pays dividends, as Thursday continues I am blessed in so many ways, the sun is shining, 70 pounds worth of donations has hit my web page overnight, Kirsteen and I have been published in SANParks monthly magazine 'Go Wild' (the Bontebok team are amazed by my photo with the python), there is a herd of Bontebok outside my office, together with the old man tortoise, the veld is covered in crimson ball amaryllis and 400 lubricated condoms have mysteriously arrived in my office. Last, but not least I receive a letter from home, from 'Grannie' as Phiebe calls her. The not so perfect end to the perfect day is arriving home to a leak water pouring through the ceiling, flooding the hall, bathroom and kitchen. The whole house smells like wet dog! Oh well you can't have it all!
The weekend brings a girlie weekend to Wilderness National Park, and an early finish on Friday! Maybe this solves the 'rubber' mystery! I e-mail Phiebe clarifying that although Bulelwa and I are single, we intend to be good girls whilst away, and even if we weren't, 200 condoms each in a tad excessive! I am advised that I need to get a shift 'cos a batch of 400 arrives each month! Flaming Nora! It's like riding a bike, right?!?
Luck will have it - the condoms are to be displayed in the ablution block and Park toilets, so what comes naturally, can be enjoyed safely! Phewwwww!

Empty your pockets!!

Last week I spoke via the modern communication known as the telephone - to a journalist from the News of the World, writing a feature on 'From Redundancy to Adventure'
If the article comes to fruition, it should be published in the next month or so and I'm hoping I'll feature, taking my current plebb status to that of minor celebrity. They have requested four photos, before and after or as I like to call it, from gorgeous to bush tucker...... well if I don't blow my own trumpet!
On a serious note, I have asked the paper to help me raise 500 pounds for the Mabunda school - see post Food, Glorious Food. They desperately need the use of those damaged classrooms, and I've allowed an additional 140 pounds to buy essential equipment they need, such as books!
I know its the credit crunch and all that.......... but if you could rake down the back of the sofa and find a couple of quid to donate, I'd be ever so grateful!
See link - Donate to Mabunda Primary School on this site or alternatively check out www.justgiving.com/tracybrookshaw to make a donation.
Thanks guys. Mmwwaahhhhhh

Ever decreasing circles.......

Till Sunday 22nd February 2009 - Hallelujah! This week sees the end of preparations for the SPAF meeting....... till the next one in May at least! With a sense of dread, I preempt being asked to take the meeting minutes, and sure enough, the question came! No biggy right! You'd think - but I've never taken minutes before, and I'm sat in a room of near 20 strangers, whose names I cannot pronounce, let alone spell, (Mijnardt, or Maynard to you and me), and the speaker is talking at a rate of knots, about subjects I barely understand, with a few obligatory South African acronyms thrown in for good measure! Arggghhhh!!!
Cunning plan, if I produce a dismal set of minutes, surely I won't be asked to act as secretary again! Unfortunately, my minutes pass with flying colours - dam and blast - it must be my Mothers' genes! Although typing them up was not without incident! The Rangers surged the system and all electrical equipment cuts out - just as I'm nearing the very end! Murder by insanity! A miracle for them, my work has saved!
Confirming I'm working in the wilds, I had an unexpected visitor fly into my office, a swallow no less, which took to circling the ceiling - I know the feeling! Also a Red hartebeest galloped past my window, and Fred the 30 year old tortoise is back on his favourite patch of grass in front of my office! So I am not short of mates!
Which is a good thing by all accounts as my friendship with the Desert Wee Lassie has hit rocky ground!
Not content with just one sighting, the greedy little minx has now seen Mr Leo Pardus TWICE! To add insult to injury, Kirsteen had the gall to e-mail me a piccy of the magnificent creature (personally I think she's googled the image!).
An official tongue in cheek complaint was hastily written to the GVI co-ordinator insisting on an immediate transfer........to which I receive the jest response, that nowhere in my GVI contract is a sighting of leopard guaranteed, that I need to stop complaining and be content with bontebok! Charming!

The dirt tracks on the park became a little less safer this week, as I take one of the bakkies out for a spin, chaperoned by the obliging Bulelwa! Thankfully all the tortoise get to live another day! Next week, avoiding the pedestrians in town when I get to experience foreign roads!!! Bring it on!

My weekend unexpectedly picked up the pace, after being invited to join Bulelwa and Phiebe on Saturday, who were playing hostesses to the visiting Trony and Andries from Pretoria HQ. We socialised all afternoon and late into the night, eating, drinking, chatting and listening to Xhosa music! All very relaxed, it was difficult to image that just 11 years ago, it would have been illegal for them to have made my acquaintance!
Sunday was spent in my usual haunt near the river, my nose firmly in the book 'What is the What' about a Sudanese boy refugee and his harrowing journey to safety in Ethiopia. Not my usual reading material I must admit, lets say my horizons are being broadened.
With many lift offers declined, I walk parallel to the mountains and see the veld change week by week, thanks to the previous rain, bulbs have started to sprout, although a member of the amaryllis family, many look like crimson alliums flowering just centimetres off the ground. They are quite spectacular.

Strangled cat!

Sunday 15th February 2009 - Taking full advantage of the fact I am still home alone, I take to walking around the house in my underwear and sing my little heart out to my IPod! What can I say needs must!
Finally getting dressed, with hat set at a jaunty angle, I make my weekly pilgrimage to the river, with yet another new book! As the Die Stroom is closed, the campsite is overflowing with folk!
Today is a little overcast and it looks like rain, so I don't stay too long, and entertain the veld with my vocal attributes on the way back. Not quite scaring away all the wildlife - I see a snake on the road, its just a ickle baby one, so no girlie shreiks!
The rest of the afternoon is spent keeping my blog up to date - I truly hope you guys appreciate all my efforts!!!

I love you, baby!

Saturday 14th February 2009 - So as the world celebrates the over commercialised, arm twisted behind your back forced romance that is induced by the patron of St Valentine. I head into Swellendam, a bitter singleton! Having said that, for once I seem to be in the right place, there are not bunches of red roses at every turn, chocolates on every aisle or public shows of love and affection on the street! Phewww, I might just survive this one with my sanity!
Having picked up my weekly groceries, a bargain at approximately 15 pounds, (yes Mother - I'm eating healthily), I travel back to the Park with Evie and Oom Karal. Baie dankie!
My depression over the annual day of lurrrvve becomes unwarranted, with a cute bear gift on Facebook and an email wishing me a Happy Valentines Day from my Japanese friend, whom I met in Paris and is currently in Belgium. Confused? Yes so am I!
So, how many true valentines did you receive today?

Home Alone

Friday 13th February 2009 - should I stay in bed, do you think?
Today is spent working on a logo for SPAF and preparations for Kids in Parks.
Tonight I will be home alone, Asanda having left for Cape Town on the City to City bus, yesterday. Ruhan hot on her tail, himself leaving for Cape Town today, although taking the more dangerous option of hitching! What can I say, the lad must be a sandwich short of a picnic!

Flora and Fauna

Thursday 12th February 2009 - As the days progress into normality, I will reduce my posts (thank gawd I hear you cry!) to possibly one a week, so I have more content to write about. Unless of course something major occurs, that must be reported!
Today I wrote back home to Nestle, York to see if they will generously donate any of their wonderful products to our Kids in Parks this year! Well if you don't ask, you don't get! Keep your fingers crossed for a positive outcome!
I also meet Flora, a lady whose descendants are originally from Scotland, she is our plant expert and we (Flora, Michael and myself) hope to re-establish a plant monitoring group of children from the local school over the next month or so.